Why can this not happen in a year?

[oloriel]

*flails*

I have found a job - well, internship - ad for practically my dream job.

And get this: They are looking for someone who's studied "languages, art history or another field in the humanities".
Languages. Humanities. I mean. They're actually searching for someone who does my kind of pointless stuff.
FOR THE KIND OF JOB I ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE.

Well, the downside is that they're looking for people who have studied, not for people who are still studying. They're also looking for people who know their way around specialised software I barely know exists. >_>

I am tempted to apply anyway. That, or hope they'll offer the same thing in a year's time.
*flails*

Anyone here know anything about InDesign or Quark XPress?

(At the very least now I know I'm being truthful when people ask me whether I can actually use my odd studies for the kind of job I'm looking for and I say "Of course, duh".)

Also "my" museum is looking for guides for after the new building/ exhibition is open to the public. :D