I am a proud momster, I swear

[oloriel]

I'm just really bad at keeping track.

Here, have a cute little story from yesterday!

Felix takes a stick out of the box in which we keep our firewood. "Das ist ein Flugzeug!" ("This is an aeroplane!") he declares.
With two little twigs jutting out at either side, the stick really looks a bit like a plane seen from above (or below), so I excitedly say, "You're right, it's an aeroplane!"
Felix lets the plane-stick fly around for a bit, before studying it critically. "Das Flugzeug ist verknickt," ("The plane is crooky,") he says, which is true - the stick is a little crooked at the end. "Darum kann es nur Zickzack fliegen!" ("That's why it can only fly zigzag!")

... well, I found that cute. And clever.