Jumping onto the train...

[oloriel]

...and doing the
Name meme...
If you call me Christiane, you can be pretty much anyone.
If you call me Christine or Christina, you're someone who just doesn't get my name, like many of my teachers, or parents at practice, or an idiot *grumble*.
If you call me Kleines, you're Jörg.
If you call me Kleene, you're Flo.
If you call me B...-san, you're most likely Watabe-sensei.
If you call me Ms B..., you're someone at a bank, office, shop, the newspaper, university or any other official thingy.
If you call me Lyra, you're a member of my fellowship or know me from a forum or chat, but either don't know me well or know me well enough to know my dislike for my real name.
If you call me Lary, you're Vilya, elfe or Lyria.
If you call me Oloriel, you know me from here and nowhere else.
If you call me Lady of Rohan, you're Falf or Elbey.
If you call me Aegnor, you're Ribitt.
If you call me Chrissi, you're Claudia, Tina, Lars, Isa, Franziska, Tanya, Christina, Kristina, Sven or Malte.
If you call me Professor or Einstein, you're Claudia or Franco.
If you call me Sensei, you're one of the annoying kids at karate practice.
If you call me Mimi, or Mimi-Mäusele, or Christianchen, you're my grandmother.
If you call me Rai-chan, you're most likely kaneda, or maybe someone else from the WG.
If you called me Kuri-chan, you were kaneda.
If you call me Qitian or Qitian Ben, you still remember me from my time at the Jedi Academy, or the Force Academy. Which is unlikely.
If you call me Tiger Two, you're Syrana or Michael, of whom I haven't heard in ages.

Hm. Come to think of it, that's a damn lot. And I thought you had a lot of names if people called you Olorin, Incanus, Tharkun, Mithrandir or Gandalf. *coughs*


In other news, wanted to clean my flat in Cologne today. Discovered a whole lot of mould behind that cupboard that tripped me up back in summer. Great. And the girl who wants to take over the flat isn't yet back from her vacations, so we can't plan much. And my soon-to-be-ex-landlady hasn't called yet with any plans/ suggestions/ accusations, either. Argh.

And I'm still too damn afraid of things I shouldn't be afraid of. Wreck.
Don't like myself much, today.