Stenography

[oloriel]

Just saw Alexander.

The Good:
Seems pretty historically accurate.
Achilles and Patroklos = Lovers. Totally lovers. In conclusion: Lovers.
OH. SO. GAY.
Beautiful people. Beautiful places.


The Bad:
Tedious excursions to the department of back story.
Time jumps.

The Ugly:
Colin Farell. Seriously.
Blood.


In other news, the Spirit of Christmas can go kiss my ass.

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War gerade in Alexander.

Gut:
Scheint mir historisch ziemlich akkurat zu sein.
OH. SO. SCHWUL.
Schöne Menschen. Schöne Orte.

Schlecht:
Langwierige Ausflüge in die Hintergrundstory.
Gewaltige Zeitsprünge.

Hässlich:
Colin Farell. Also echt.
Blut.


Ferner liefen: Der Geist von Weihnachten kann mich am Arsche lecken.


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Comments

[forgodestiny.livejournal.com]

nm that ... lj-cut is correct, but you have no text= ...

[lj-cut text="stenographie"] ... with the < and > of course

[forgodestiny.livejournal.com]

This message was brought to you by a very medicated sparksdonnen and should only be paid attention to if you want to yell at her or feel extremely anal retentive like she does right now ...

I'll just shut up now.

[kaneda.livejournal.com]

Almost out of the door but I can still post LJ comments. Yay!

Well, I guess they thought if we put in Achilles and Patroklos as lovers, nobody will notice we made Alexander totally family-friendly straight, huh?

Alexander/Hephaistion 4 EVAH!!one11! (There IS no enuch. *in denial*)

So, what about Hephaistion? How was he? *anxious*

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Family-friendly straight? HAH!

Es war ziemlich amüsant, die ganzen Liebesschwüre, die einen normalerweise zwischen Männlein und Weiblein annerven, mal zwischen Männlein und Männlein zu hören. "Ich liebe dich!" "Ich kann ohne dich nicht leben!" "Du bist der einzige Grund für mich, weiterzuleben!" "Wir sind wie Achilles und Patroklos!" "Which means, totally and utterly not cousins!" "Ich liebe dich immer noch!"

Hephaistion war TOLL. Aber der Eunuch war auch nicht schlecht.

[eruannath.livejournal.com]

Achilles and Patroklos = Lovers. Totally lovers. In conclusion: Lovers.

The Ugly:
Colin Farell. Seriously.

Bahahahaha... that made me lol. I haven't seen the movie yet, but seeing Colin Farell with that wiggy-blonde gives me the creeps. I imagined Alexander the Great MUCH MORE handsome *sob*