What the...?

[oloriel]

You are

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (104).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.



The Alcohol Knowledge Test




Okay, I swear I have no idea how that could happen. Yes, I do enjoy the occasional glass(es) of wine and, sometimes, cocktails; but on at least four fifths of those questions I just wildly guessed. Now I wonder whether the "Think less, guess more" tactic would work on exams, too.