Care for some Armageddon Salad?
Mar. 26th, 2005 07:58 pmGeeks in the kitchen. Really.
I'm preparing a salad with avocado, and the avocado has a stamp of origin Carmel on it.
Which put my mind into Good Omens mode immediately.
"Where is Armageddon, anyway?"
"There's an Armageddon, Pennsylvania. Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah. It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
Thank you, brain. Thank you, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Just what I needed.
Armageddon salad.
I'm preparing a salad with avocado, and the avocado has a stamp of origin Carmel on it.
Which put my mind into Good Omens mode immediately.
"Where is Armageddon, anyway?"
"There's an Armageddon, Pennsylvania. Or maybe it's Massachusetts, or one of them places. Lots of guys in heavy beards and seriously black hats."
"Nah. It's somewhere in Israel, I think."
MOUNT CARMEL.
"I thought that was where they grow avocados."
AND THE END OF THE WORLD.
"Is that right? That's one big avocado."
Thank you, brain. Thank you, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Just what I needed.
Armageddon salad.
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Date: 2005-03-26 07:22 pm (UTC)