I shouldn't be allowed to watch 'Kingdom of Heaven'.

[oloriel]

But I did. And it resulted in the following chain of thought:

Orlando Bloom: *is a smith!*
Orlando Bloom: *burns stuff!*
Orlando Bloom: *kills people!*
Orlando Bloom: *swears oath!*
Orlando Bloom: *has a dead father!*
Orlando Bloom: *has ships!*
Orlando Bloom: *kills more people!*
Orlando Bloom: *gets to live and be a hero and return to his old life!*
Fëa: ................... WELL I'M PRETTIER THAN THOU.

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