Lyra is writing a term-paper.

Therefore,

( Weird Memes. )

Really, it's a law. I write a term paper, I do memes.

Right.

Gotta adventure for the glass heirloom hunt for the mithril wand write on.

Aaaaaand

a most Happy Birthday to the one and only trollprincess!

Must beg your pardon, as I have not managed to write a fic for you. Heck, I haven't even managed to write my damn term paper. *bows head in shame* But all in all, you're probably happier without it anyway. Yes.