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Will you just leave me alone.
Nov. 21st, 2004 04:26 pmDear Miss B.,
Please clarify how you got to swerve across the highway.
Yours in a pathetic attempt to escape the duty to pay,
YourCrimson Permanent Assurance Insurance.
Dear Insurance Fucktards,
What exactly do you hope I'm going to write? "I'm not quite sure what happened because I suffer from a slight case of amnesia due to the escessive abuse of heroine and alcohol just before that fateful encounter with the crash barrier, but I think that I didn't see the pink oliphaunt in time because I was just answering my cellphone while playing chess against Aegnor, and when I tried to avoid aforementioned oliphaunt, I - that is, my car - slid over the alien spawn on the road so I - that is, my car - began to swerve and eventually hit therainbow crash barrier." I already sent you a detailed description of the accident; it's not going to get better if you ask for more details.
Yours in annoyance,
Me.
Stummel is dying.
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( Lasst mich doch einfach in Ruhe. )
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Please clarify how you got to swerve across the highway.
Yours in a pathetic attempt to escape the duty to pay,
Your
Dear Insurance Fucktards,
What exactly do you hope I'm going to write? "I'm not quite sure what happened because I suffer from a slight case of amnesia due to the escessive abuse of heroine and alcohol just before that fateful encounter with the crash barrier, but I think that I didn't see the pink oliphaunt in time because I was just answering my cellphone while playing chess against Aegnor, and when I tried to avoid aforementioned oliphaunt, I - that is, my car - slid over the alien spawn on the road so I - that is, my car - began to swerve and eventually hit the
Yours in annoyance,
Me.
Stummel is dying.
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( Lasst mich doch einfach in Ruhe. )
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