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Right. Now I've been fed with all those quotes from the Ep III novelization, I am shocked to find that EVERY DIRTY THOUGHT that crossed my mind during that movie seems to have crossed the writer's mind, too. And then some.

In fact, I don't think Matt Stower actually wrote that book. It looks more like he was too busy and handed the whole stuff over to his daughter (I am assuming that he has one, and I'm assuming she writes slashfic) who happily wrote the book, taking all the implications literal and slashing anything in sight.
I can practically see the editors. "Dude, did George Lucas authorize THAT?!" - "Um. Well. George Lucas hates George Bush, so, you know, maybe he did..."
And it was published; and it was good.

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