Back Again

And first thing I do is a meme. Stolen from coppertone.

iTunes eight-ball: Put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
Brobdingnanian Bards - Scarborough Fair
Um. Ok?

Will I have a happy life?
Gladiator OST - The Battle
That probably means no, eh? Well, vivere militare est. We knew that, didn't we.

What do my friends really think of me?
Ben - Engel
Embarassing as it is to find that I actually have that thing on my hard drive, there's worse things than getting 'Angel' as a reply, I suppose. Even if it's suffering crying angels who feel alone, despair, fall low and have enemies.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Return of the King OST - The End of all Things
Um. Is that a no? Or does it merely mean DRAMA?

How can I make myself happy?
Attack of the Clones OST - Yoda and the Younglings
So, what is THAT supposed to mean? Become a wise old Jedi mentor? Produce lots of cute cuddly offspring? I am baffled.

What should I do with my life?
ABBA - People need Love
Oh, sweet Eru. I don't even want to start to interpret THAT one.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Man in the Iron Mask OST - Training to be King
Ah. So it's all training for something sublime that's just waiting to come? Good to know.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Jewel - Foolish Games
Um, what?

Will I ever have children?
Blind Guardian - The Curse of Feanor
SEVEN?!

Will I die happy?
Queen - No One But You (Only The Good Die Young)
*stares* ... that is NOT what I wanted to hear.

Can you give me some advice?
Ganz schön feist - Bleib geschmeidig
... *blinks* [Translation: 'Stay flexible'. Or 'supple'. Or 'lithe'. Or something of the sort.]

What do you think happiness is?
U2 - Elevation
Elevation is happiness. Weeeell, I'd never have guessed.

What's my favorite fetish?
Underworld OST - Bloodlines
... I'll leave you to figure that one out.

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Oracles are scary even when they're fun.

Does anyone want me to upload the songs? In case you don't know them?