Oh, all right, all right, I give up.

The crack-pairing même of doom. With extra-cracky characters in between to make it interesting. Just because.
Stolen from everyone and their neighbour's cousin's daughter's girlfriend.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Atréju (Neverending Story)
2. Lord Asriel (His Dark Materials)
3. Fëanor (Silmarillion)
4. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
5. Qui-gon Jinn (Star Wars)
6. Jonathan Lion (The Brothers Lionheart)
7. Isildur (Lord of the Rings)
8. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
9. Carrot Ironfoundersson (Discworld)
10. Wes Janson (Star Wars)
11. Acheron Hades (Thursday Next)
12. Maedhros (Silmarillion)

( And the questions are... )

Right. That was weird.