Sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me

Dear Brain,

The polite French for "please" is s'il vous plaît, NOT onegaishimasu.
WTF, srsly.

Yours in bemusement,
Moi

... so does this mean my French is getting so rusty it's down to the level of my Japanese, or does it mean that my Japanese is getting good enough to reach the level of my French?
The mind boggles.

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Ich denke, dafür braucht es keine Übersetzung.