No seven sons for you, kitten.
Dec. 2nd, 2006 05:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
olorielHere, have a bad joke.
A woman takes her beautiful tomcat to the vet so he can be neutered. (The cat, not the vet.) When the tom awakes and walks around - a bit stiffly - he walks right up to the woman - and turns into a beautiful, beautiful man. And because we're not in the kind of crappy movie where animals turning into people are always properly dressed, but in a more realistic setting (...), of course he's split naked.
The woman stares.
"You have," says the man, "been always very kind to me. So I would grant you a wish."
The woman keeps on staring and staring and staring.
"Ah," says the ex-cat, smirking, "wishing you hadn't had me neutered, are you!"
Why am I telling you this?
Because Fëanáro and Mr. Darcy have been neutered yesterday.
If either of them decides to turn into their human(oid) namesakes now, I shall be very wroth indeed.
Otherwise, they're recovering well - walking a bit sorely, but otherwise just as chaotic as ever. And just as cuddly, so they're not bearing grudges, apparently.
A woman takes her beautiful tomcat to the vet so he can be neutered. (The cat, not the vet.) When the tom awakes and walks around - a bit stiffly - he walks right up to the woman - and turns into a beautiful, beautiful man. And because we're not in the kind of crappy movie where animals turning into people are always properly dressed, but in a more realistic setting (...), of course he's split naked.
The woman stares.
"You have," says the man, "been always very kind to me. So I would grant you a wish."
The woman keeps on staring and staring and staring.
"Ah," says the ex-cat, smirking, "wishing you hadn't had me neutered, are you!"
Why am I telling you this?
Because Fëanáro and Mr. Darcy have been neutered yesterday.
If either of them decides to turn into their human(oid) namesakes now, I shall be very wroth indeed.
Otherwise, they're recovering well - walking a bit sorely, but otherwise just as chaotic as ever. And just as cuddly, so they're not bearing grudges, apparently.
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Date: 2006-12-02 04:40 pm (UTC)Awwww... poor kitties. I really like their names ;)
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Date: 2006-12-02 06:27 pm (UTC)Der Tierarzt meinte zwar, es ginge auch Anfang Dezember schon aber nachdem wir sie ueber Weihnachten ja in eine Tierpension geben, will ich ihr nicht den doppelten Stress antun.
Sie soll nach Weihnachten erstmal wieder nach Hause kommen, sich wieder eingewoehnen und dann werden wir das mit dem Schnippeln angehen.
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Date: 2006-12-03 09:26 am (UTC)ist bestimmt besser so, dann ist sie wenigstens bei euch, wenn sie sich auskuriert...
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Date: 2006-12-02 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-03 12:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-03 03:55 pm (UTC)