WTF³

[oloriel]

Item the First:
I dreamt a cooking dream tonight. I dreamt that I was trying to cook a particularly spiffy meal, for which I needed - gold leaf.
And nobody would sell me the bloody gold leaf I needed. When I woke up, I still wasn't able to cook that meal just because of the stupid gold leaf.

Other ingredients included pork, rosemary, and chocolate.
I wonder what pork in rosemary-chocolate-gold leaf sauce would taste like.

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Item the Second:
You remember that NaNovel I tried to write two years ago? Yeah, you know, the one that died at 44,000 words because I couldn't figure out just how the hell to go on?
Today I had a sudden epiphany. I not only know how it goes on, I even know how it ends. I mean, outline-wise; I don't have all the missing chapters word for word in my head, obviously.
But great. Couldn't I have had that epiphany in November 2005? Bah.

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Item the Third comes from the newspaper:
Policemen from Thailand should always be polite: Otherwise they have to go on patrol wearing a "Hello Kitty" bracelet, a pink accessoire for little girls. (WAZ 08/16/07; crappy translation mine.)
ooooh... kay.

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And now for something completely different:
OMGJOHNNOBLESQUEE!

Comments

[stephantasy.livejournal.com]

Cooking dream: I think I actually SAW a recipe like that once. I have cooked a recipe of lamb with rosemary in a sauce of dark chocolate. Sans gold leaf, but delicious.

And YAY muses. Even if they are a wee bit late.

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

They're overcompensating, though. I can't write three stories at once!