... drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

... so, now all votes be counted, them results be still not much different from yesternight. The conservatives have won, but they only ha'e 35,2% of the votes, with them social democrats an' their 34,3% bein' a close second. So, aye, no party be able to guvern it all by them onesies.

Writing about the elections in pirate speak is very, very weird.

So, seeing as us all need some fun after all tha' suspense, shall we just ignore that voting business and instead celebrate that annual Talk Like A Pirate Day? Aye, that we shall. Have at it, me hearties. Arrr.

*utterly fails and thus goes off to watch Pirates of the Carribean*

Bwaaaahahah.

... found via lemonlye:
Pirate Keyboard.

*keels over*