oloriel: (what should I wear?)
... found via [livejournal.com profile] lemonlye:
Pirate Keyboard.

*keels over*
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... so, now all votes be counted, them results be still not much different from yesternight. The conservatives have won, but they only ha'e 35,2% of the votes, with them social democrats an' their 34,3% bein' a close second. So, aye, no party be able to guvern it all by them onesies.

Writing about the elections in pirate speak is very, very weird.

So, seeing as us all need some fun after all tha' suspense, shall we just ignore that voting business and instead celebrate that annual Talk Like A Pirate Day? Aye, that we shall. Have at it, me hearties. Arrr.

*utterly fails and thus goes off to watch Pirates of the Carribean*
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And you know what?

Even though pirates were actually bad, evil, thieving, cruel, heartless, despicable terrorists creatures and in no way admirable, and because it's actually the guys that hunted them down that were the good guys,
today is still Talk Like A Pirate Day

And because historical accuracy and cruelty and all that jazz can kiss my ass for today, and because I don't talk about Americans starting wars for fake reasons on September 11th, or their killing Indians in simple but creative ways on any day, because actually there's no group of people on this world that has an entirely clean slate, and it's idle to smart-ass about that, and because I'm a hopeless dork who sometimes likes to play with the devil:

ARRRRRR!

Because the point is just that it's fun. And there is no spoon point otherwise. And certainly no need for history lessons.

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Trinkt aus, Piraten, yo ho. )
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oloriel: Stitch (from Disney's Lilo and Stitch) posing after the manner of Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian Man. (grins)
Hm... not sure whether this is a good idea, but, you know, can't keep everything to myself all the time, can I? Exactly. Even I need some feedback at some point. ;)
Which is why I present to you...
Read on at own risk )

In other news, apparently today be Talk Like A Pirate Day (which was introduced before PotC came out, in case someone wondered). So, me hearties, be ye not surprised if me talks all weird t'day... 'cause 'tis too much fun ter be had. Arr.
*g*

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