oloriel: Stitch (from Disney's Lilo and Stitch) posing after the manner of Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian Man. (grins)
I don't really have time for a long post, but I'll try to preserve some happy memories anyway.

On Thursday, I went on a school trip with half of my class (grade 7) - the other half was doing work experience - to the nearby open-air museum for crafts and technology. Despite bad auspices - unseasonal cold, some very unenthusiastic students (ugh, a museum! and not even a cool one like the chocolate museum!), both other adults who were meant to come along dropping out, overcrowded buses, and an unexpected addition to our class (another grade 7 had everybody doing work experience... but somehow managed to overlook the Ukrainian girl who didn't get a placement and showed up to school as usual so she was unceremonially added to my group whether she wanted or not) - it was a really nice day. It was cold but sunny and the open-air museum was, if anything, even better than it was when I last visited (in 4th grade, which was *mumblemumble* 30 years ago).

I had booked two workshops for my class so it would still be in line with the work experience theme of the day, although it would be historical work experience. The first was at the rope factory. The museum education officer was slightly challenged by the morbid humour of my students ("Now, what do we need ropes for?" - "Tying people up." - "... yes, I suppose... any other ideas?" - "Making a noose.") but made the best of it. Students managed to work together in small groups and produce four perfectly decent hemp ropes ("Hemp. Hurr hurr, get lit" - "No, this is a different plant. But fibre hemp is related to medicinal hemp, very well spotted" - "Medicinal, hurr hurr"). Without tying anyone up.

One student who is usually a bit of a nuisance (rarely pays attention, constantly moving around and touching everything) asked lots of questions that showed that the poor fellow has never seen a single episode of Sendung mit der Maus that he may not know a lot, but has decent observation skills and curiosity. This was one of the loudest "ugh, a museum" kids, so it was great to see that he was actively enjoying the museum.

The second workshop at the oil mill wasn't quite as successful. It did exactly what it set out to do - show just how much effort there is in getting oil from seeds or nuts - but of course it was frustrating for the kids that after an hour of hard manual labour they had about a teaspoon of oil to show for it. But again, there were lots of questions and curiosity.
Student: "Why can't we see the oil mill in action?"
Museum lady: "Unfortunately we currently don't have an oil miller here."
Student: "Oh is that like a real job?"
Museum lady: "Sure, although the modern oil industry works differently. This is a historical mill of course."
Student: "If you still don't have an oil miller when I finish school, can I come and work here?"
Museum lady: "Well, you'll have to do three years of job training first, but generally, yes."
Student: "Cool!"

Between workshops, we raided the museum bakery. There's just something delightful about the sight of twelve extremely cool (TM) teenagers sitting by the roadside and tearing into whole loaves of museum bread like Hobbits on the lose. It is very good bread. Back in fourth grade, when they heard that we were going to the open-air museum in Hagen, all sorts of neighbours and family members gave us shiny 5 DM pieces to bring them a loaf of museum bread. I was kind of curious whether the real bread would hold up to the memories, and it did. (The loaf now costs €3.50, which, all things considered and inflation-adjusted, is actually cheaper than back then.)
Student, mouth full: "BEST BREAD IN THE WORLD."

When we walked past the bakery again, after the trip to the oil mill, there was a sign on the door reading SORRY, WE'RE SOLD OUT. Oops!

After that, the students had an hour to roam the museum freely, which a couple of students chose to tag along with me even though they didn't have to (with the exception of V., the Ukrainian girl, they all had a slip from their parents which allowed them to roam the museum in small groups). Had a chat with a very enthusiastic blacksmith who made a tiny horseshoe, and an even more enthusiastic printer who extolled the virtues of the Gutenberg press and its products (It's a pity they didn't have design awards back then because Gutenberg would be sure to have won one. He'd still get one if he were alive today. Did you know that modern grouped style printing is less precise than Gutenberg's. Did you, did you?) By the time we met up in the playground to take the bus back to school, everybody was slightly sunburned and pretty tired, but buzzing with excitement. One of the "ugh, a museum" kids asked if we could do another trip here soon. Three of the other "ugh, a museum" kids talked about coming back at the weekend. Even though we had to let the first two buses go because they were stuffed with other classes returning from their respective school trips, and thus got back to school later than planned, that makes it the most successful school trip I've ever been on.

And now there's a long weekend ahead, which is also very good news.
oloriel: A few lines of Tengwar calligraphy. (blatant tolkienism)
Fandom, it seems, is not without a certain sense of irony.

For the last two days, I've been stewing in a bit of self-pity because my would-be epic War of Wrath artwork for the Silmarillion 40 collection hasn't been getting the attention I'd been hoping for (which sucks particularly because I've been waiting for the reveal for two months). I mean, I know it's not perfect but it's not that bad, either. I was telling me to be a grown-up and suck it up, it was probably just a busy week for everyone, etc. etc., but yeah, I was disappointed and about to whine about it on LJ.

On the other hand, today I discovered that the Russian guys who printed that beautiful physical book of The Tempered Steel have by now progressed to apparently do cosplay and photoshoots (or fully fledged re-enactment?) based on my fan novel. HOLY WHAT. I honestly don't know how to deal with that level of appreciation! Should I blush and hide, or should I squeal? I guess I'll end up doing a bit of both for the rest of the day, in an "I am not worthy but please don't stop" kind of way. Seriously, I've lost all ability to even can.

As a result, disappointment and utter elation have followed each other so quickly that I don't know what to feel and asfdklhdfgw I'll just slink off and watch this, all red-faced like Caranthir and grinning doofily all like myself. Holy wow, you gals, I was not prepared.
oloriel: (little hood's grown up)
SMEAGOL IS FREE!

[We apologise for this cryptic post. Explanation might follow some other day. I just needed to get that out of the system for now. Carry on!]
oloriel: (hp - shoebox_project marauders)


I suspect this may be the happiest thing of the week! Seriously, I love these photos. You can see that the kids are taking it really seriously! Beautiful.
(Except now I want stories based around Indian Hogwarts REALLY BADLY. Like, URGENTLY. I haven't craved HP fanfic this much ever since the days of the glorious Shoebox Project, holy cow!)

Other than that, I caught the tummy bug that made Felix sick last week. Also, I planted a hedge. Mostly before being struck the tummy bug. I DESERVE MY INDIAN HOGWARTS FIC!
oloriel: (Merlin - Angband are you ready to rock?)


It's too hot to be sensible. (For tomorrow, we're being threatened with temperatures of 40°C. Urgh.)
It's too hot to get anything done. (And as always, there's a lot that should be done.)
And then, Dawn published the SWG birthday celebrations post. (The SWG is turning 10. In online fandom, that's an eternity! So go and celebrate, ye Silmarillion fans all!)
So I might as well... use the occasion to brag a bit.

Now, I've been thinking about the subject line of this post, and such exceedingly funny lines as "From Mordor with Love"* came to mind. Or "In Soviet Russia, vanity publishes you."² But that would look political. Also, it would've been seriously ungrateful to my Russian fans. Because it seems I - no seriously, I, yours truly, moi, я - appear to have a small but reliable Russian fanbase for - wait for it - my Silmarillion fanfic. (That's how all this ties up with the SWG 10th birthday.) And one of my - it still feels really weird to say that! - Russian fans translated my opus magnum into Russian. She kindly translated a lot of the Russian feedback into English for me, too. (It was all positive feedback, so she probably filtered out the less friendly reviews. That's why I'm enjoying the illusion of having only fans, no enemies, in Russia.) Anyway, then another Russian fan felt the urge to illustrate that story. Oh, and print it on paper. As a real book, like. Just a couple of copies, mind you, but, book.

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As you might be aware, I'm a huge fan of fanfic. I'm also a huge fan of fanart. I consume it and I create it, or at least I did before I had two kids that mysteriously swallow up all free time I might otherwise have. So I don't create fanworks anymore. But I still love it.

So when I got an e-mail from my Russian translator (being able to say that really is the most awesome thing in the world!) that this fellow Russian fan had asked whether she might illustrate and publish my story for other fans, it was like Christmas, Easter and Middle-earth Festival in one day. SOMEBODY WANTS TO ILLUSTRATE MY WORDS. SOMEBODY WANTS TO PUBLISH ME. HOLD ME, GRAVITY.

When I was done soaring around, serious issues raised their head. So I replied something along the lines of "Hell yes to the illustrations, go wild, but about the publication, uh, the Tolkien Estate is gonna chew me alive, so no. But I'm ever so flattered."

My translator explained that she didn't have the impression we'd be touching these issues, and whether it was OK to give my e-mail address to the other fan. Sure, go ahead. So I got an e-mail from the illustrator/publisher-in-spe. ("You've got mail from Mairon Gorthaur!") She explained that she really just meant to ask a couple of fellow fans whether they wanted a copy to spread the expenses of printing, then printing (and binding etc.) exactly as many copies as there were contributors, and that was it. Not, as I'd sort of expected from what I'd seen in Japanese fandom, creating like 200 copies and then selling them for the price of printing. No profit made, etc, aside from the joy of having the book.
So that was settled.

I was hardly back from Britanny (oh wait, I never mentioned that either. Never mind.) when I got my copy. I don't read a word of Russian (although I discovered that I can decipher "Maitimo" or "Findekáno" or what-have-you in Kyrillic script just fine!), but I was vain enough to ask for a copy anyway. I mean, it might be the only book I ever get printed, right?

And holy moly, it turned out gorgeous. The cover is gorgeous. (The cover and the chapter titles are in English. Possibly just for me? Aww!) The backcover is gorgeous. The illustrations are gorgeous. (That's my only teeny tiny qualm about fanart: But what if I don't like it, I mean, somebody went to all this effort and then I might not like it? I'll have to lie! But in this case, there's nothing to worry about, I adore it.) The layout is gorgeous. The paper is nice and firm. Did I mention that it's a hardcover book? So far, every self-published book I've seen was softcover, rather poorly printed, and on rather bad paper. And this one of all self-published books, that I didn't even publish myself, is everything I'd ever want from a book. Well, aside from being in a language I can't read. Never mind. I've got the English text on my computer.

It's not quite like holding your newborn baby ("Beides versucht - gar kein Vergleich"³), but it's a pretty damn awesome feeling. Really awesome. But being a sensible grown-up woman, I suppressed the urge of running around and pushing the book into everybody's faces. LOOK! BOOK. WHICH I WROTE THE WORDS FOR. MY BOOK. IN RUSSIAN! After all, it's only fanfic, etc. etc., and anyway, life goes on and is busy and it really doesn't matter.

But, as I said, today it's too hot to be sensible. And it's the SWG's birthday month. And as it happened, that book OMG MY BOOK SOMEBODY PUBLISHED MY BOOK WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY VANITY PUBLISHING IT'S STILL A BOOK THAT I DIDN'T PRINT MYSELF! was first published - in the sense of publically shared - on the SWG archive. So when I join the SWG's birthday celebrations, I can't help also celebrating myself a little.

Because, let's be brutally honest for a second, one of my childhood ambitions was to be a published author. And for my childhood self, it really doesn't matter whether it's "only fanfic" and whether I can't make any money with the book. The SWG has given me a platform on which I can publish the stories I actually write (as opposed to the ones that might help me make money, but that I just don't get written), on which I can find readers, and even found a translator. And, good heavens, fans. I mean, people who like my fanworks so much that it makes them create their own fanworks. That counts as fans, no? I have fans, ahahahah.

Anyway, to stop this post being all about ME ME ME, this is all thanks to the SWG. So thank you, Dawn & Company, for that - and many happy returns!

And that ends Lyra's irresponsible bragging post. I'll return to my usual bad housewifing now. Or maybe to melting. Probably that. It's too hot for anything else.

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*For the youngsters among you, there was once a James Bond flick titled From Moscow with Love. That's pretty much the entire joke.

²For the youngsters among you, a coupla years ago that was a bit of a joke on the intarwebs. "In Soviet Russia, the music plays you." "In Soviet Russia, Pikachu chooses you." There's almost certainly a serious and unfunny issue behind it, but I only know the online jokes.

³Line from a silly old German med student joke. "In the dormitory of the medical faculty, there's a big note: 'It is absolutely forbidden to receive lady visitors or dissect corpses in your rooms!' A scribbled note next to it declares: 'Tried both - no comparison!'" That's what our grandparents laughed about, people.
oloriel: (joy!)


LOOK LOOK.



IZ TENT.



IZ BIG TENT. IZ FAMILY SUITE FOR LARP!

(I forgot to take a picture with anything for reference. Or a shot of the generous interior, for that matter. Suffice it to say that it's 6 meters long and 4 across. And 2,5 meters high. It's a serious upgrade from the Kohte I used so far, which you could only enter on your knees (great fun on muddy campgrounds!) and where only the center offered enough room for standing upright. The new tent is about three times as large! So we should be comfortable now. WHEEEEEEE! Husband has best ideas for presents. Honestly! I got a B.J.Sheriff beesuit for Christmas, and now this!)

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**This LJ will return to its usual high standards next time (probably). But if you can't behave like a LOLCAT on your birthday, then what's the point of having a birthday at all?
oloriel: (tolkien - V is for Vaire)


In time for Santa Claus' day I got a surprise parcel! Full of spinning fibres! I can experiment with pretty much everything now - sheep, alpaka, cotton, silk, ramie... and baby camel! Awesome awesome awesome. If ever I find time for spinning, but the kids won't be little forever, right? Thank you so much, [livejournal.com profile] macalla_, this was unexpected and really made my day! (It happened just after I moped that I had to play Santa for the family and nobody played Santa for me. So much for that!) *fluffy fibre hug*

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