oloriel: (what should I wear?)
Happy New Year!

Well. I hope that the early morning hours were no indicator for the rest of the New Year. Or rather, I hope I used up my entire quota of clumsiness for the rest of the year.
Watching the Cologne fireworks from the roof of the WG's house was splendid - can't understand why only [livejournal.com profile] elfy went up there, but to each their own - although I felt a bit lonely without Jörg. Yes, I have to admit it: I'm not one of those couple-people who can't take a step without their partner, but on certain occasions, it's just nice to celebrate them together.
I hadn't brought any fireworks of my own, but [livejournal.com profile] elfy and the Medieval Dancing crew shared some sparklers. And besides, there was enough to watch.
Afterwards, I returned to the others downstairs who had just finished 'lead-pouring'. As this seems to be a purely German tradition - no wait, it is mentioned in some Astrid Lindgren books, so it's likely a Scandinavian tradition, just like straw stars - I guess I should explain. You get a small lead (actually, it's pewter nowadays) blob that you melt over a candle and then pour into water, where the molten metal will solidify. There are different traditions - some say you interpret the shadow of the resulting figure, some say you interpret the shape itself. It's a nice little superstition but a tad difficult, as the lead-pouring sets only have a list of standard shapes that nobody ever gets, so it's even more guesswork than it needs to be. It is, all in all, a rather Trelawneyesque endeavour. But it's fun.
Usually.
Not if you're as stupid as me, however, who managed to not pour the lead into the water bowl but, instead, on the formerly white tablecloth, where it spread out to 'aery thinness'. One splatter, moreover, hit [livejournal.com profile] malicedl's hand. (*flail*SORRY!*flail*) The result might be an igloo with a radio antenna, or a Mongolian yurt, or a bat (or phoenix), or a man with a sword fighting an alien on top of a cavernous mountain.
[livejournal.com profile] shiverdl poured something that looked remarkably like Cthulhu. [livejournal.com profile] fuchs got something that might have been a submarine or a mermaid or a cross between moose and humpback whale. I forgot what the others got, but there was a phallus and a moon ceptre (...... Sailormoon, yes) and an alien somewhere in between.
... this is going to be an interesting year.

I forgot to count the extra second, though. Darn. You have a leap-second year, and you don't even notice. Disappointing.

I then picked up Jörg after his 'party' with his former co-students. When we reached the highway, there was a traffic jam due to an accident. The fire brigade was only just arriving. All we could see was the firemen collecting the remains of the crash barrier, and an overturned and smashed car.
Maybe I'm not that clumsy after all.
oloriel: (full scale conversion)
I am no party person. With most parties, the feeling of anticipation I have beforehand is pretty much the same feeling of dread and listlessness that I feel before writing a term paper or studying for an exam. There are some parties which I like, but parties with people I hardly know are not something I look forward too, even if they often enough turn out mostly enjoyable.

Regina, a girl from Jörg's jûdô club, turned 18 today. Of course I know Regina - from practice - and some of her friends; although most of the people present at the party were totally unknown to me - and they appeared unbelievably childish. Except for Jörg, there was no-one there whom I'd actually consider a close friend, or even a 'friend' at all; they're all... acquaintances.

I'm only 22, which means that my own 18th birthday is only four years back. Boy, did this party make me feel old. Old and distanced: This had nothing to do with my life, nothing. Getting drunk listening to lousy music has never been on my fun list. Watching people do it, because you have to drive home, so you can't have alcohol yourself, is even less fun. [Remember, people, in Germany you can have alcoholic drinks from the age of 16 on. So an 18th birthday party is naturally alcoholic.]

There were some funny moments - when the kids tried to tap a barrel and did everything that can possibly been done wrong wrong, and the beer went shooting through the air (miraculously, it didn't hit me), or when a totally drunk 16-year-old told us the story of her life - well, I'll tell that in full length. It went like this:
16-year-old drunk girl (henceforth known as Melli): ...so, what's your names?
Julia: I'm Julia.
Melli: Hi, I'm Melli.
Christian: ... Christian.
Melli: Hi, I'm Melli.
Sarah: I'm Sarah.
Melli: Hi, I'm Melli.
Me: I'm Christiane. And you are Melli.
Melli: ... Christiane. I'm Melli.
Christian: ... and again?
Melli: *stares at Julia* You're...
Christian: Romeo and ...?
Melli: ... Annika.
We: *snerk*
Christian: Romeo and Annika? Let's write Shakespeare again.
Melli: Romea... um, Julia. And you're Christian.
Christian: Very good.
Melli: And you're...
Sarah: Abraham and ...?
Christian: Abraham?!
Melli: Theresa?
Sarah: Abraham and Sarah, yes.
Melli: Ok Sarah. Then you're Theresa.
Me: No, I'm Christiane.
Melli: Ok. *sits* So, how come you know Regina?
We: Jûdô practice.
Melli: Really! So must I be afraid of you because you all could knock me over?
We: Nooooo.
Melli: Sooo, what belts do you have?
Christian: ... currently I'm wearing a black one. No, brown, actually.
Sarah: Ditto.
Melli: *still thinking about Christian's comment* What?
Sarah: Ditto means the same.
Melli: Same as what?
Sarah: Brown belt.
Melli: Oh. You?
Julia: Blue.
Me: Me too.
Melli: So, blue, brown, brown, brown, no, blue. Coooool.
We: ...
Julia: *picking an unripe apple and biting into it* Huh, sour. *hands apple to Sarah*
Sarah: *bites into apple and grimaces* Yup.
Christian: ...what's that?
Sarah: 's just an apple.
Christian: That's what Eva said, too. *takes apple and bites* Hm.
Melli: Oh food food food! Gimme some!
Christian: *eyebrow up* *hands apple over*
Melli: *tries to bite off a bit of apple, failing spectacularly* Okay, normally I can do this. *bites again, succesfully this time*
We: ...
Melli: *jumps up as if bitten by a cramp* OW!
Christian: ... got your period?
Melli: No, that's just over.
Christian: Good for you.
Me: *bites into table*
Melli: No, I bite my fingernails.
Julia: Isn't that interesting.
Melli: Yes, isn't it? And now some apple juice got there and it burns.
Christian: ... you can aenesthesize it with alcohol.
Melli: *tips finger into rum* OW OW OW OW! It burns!
Christian: *headdesks* ... inwardly.
Melli: What?
Christian: ... drink it.
Melli: Oh I did!
We: ... obviously.
Girl with red cap that looks like, you know, the things French revolutionaries have on their heads: Hey, who are you?
Melli: They are Julia, and Romeo, no Christian, and Eva, no Theresa, and Christine.
Not!Theresa: ... Sarah.
Not!Christine: ... Christiane.
French Revolutionary: I'm Lisa.
Christian: Also known as the dwarf.
Lisa: *pouts* They just call me dwarf because I'm so small.
Christian: Actually, it's the cap.
Lisa: ... so, is Pissy here getting on your nerves?
We: ... Pissy?
Melli: That one time, in Sweden, I got drunk on coke and vodka and pissed in my bed.
We: *OMGTMI* ...

I shall cut it there. It was... impressive. We were told that Pissy Melli isn't much different when sober, so I suppose she's a contender for a Darwin Award or something. She was really friendly and cute so I kind of feel bad for, you know, being amused at her expense, but honestly.

They were all so... silly!
And seeing as I'll be on the road from 12pm to 6am tomorrow, and then spending five days of mayhem and torment on the Wewelsburg with the Jûdô club, I don't think it's asking too much that you leave AS SOON AS POLITENESS PERMITS which is when it's finally past midnight and Regina is finally 18 and the gifts have been unwrapped and the first kids are throwing up and the others are falling asleep. But noooo, let's have another beer and talk some more. I know I was being a horrible nag, but as soon as we were at home Jörg dropped dead into bed, so it can't have been all that wrong. If it's late, it's late. If I have to drive, I decide when we drive. That simple.

*sighs*

My mind doesn't get drunkness. I don't know why people want to get drunk. What does it give to you? I suppose it's cool among 'kids', but after the first crash you learn not to do it again, right? Right? My brain as an automatic block that goes 'NO MORE ALCOHOL' once a certain level is reached, which is the level at which it takes about an hour for me to be sober again, so it can't be that much really. I managed to get more drunk once, and although the getting drunk wasn't entirely unpleasant, the being drunk sucked enough to make me wish to never try it again (and I only had a headache and things turning, not even throwing up or anything of that sort).

I'm a party pooper.

Sooo, from noon on, I'll be gone 'till next Friday. You be good. I'll miss you all and try to survive the jûdô camp of d00m without too much damage to fëa, hröa and whathaveyou.

Ich bin außerdem zu müde zum Übersetzen.
Nein, ich weiß auch nicht, warum ich immer erst auf Englisch schreibe.
oloriel: (the very model of a modern jedi general.)
Surprisingly enough, the 1000 suburi did me good.

At least in the sense that I left for practice in a lousy mood, annoyed at my lack of memory, annoyed because Kanji list #10 had taken me so long, and slightly nervous because I missed the last two weeks of practice. I came back in a glorious mood, somewhat proud to have survived it, somewhat happy just because of the compensation the training was after hours of sitting at the computer, and somewhat amused by the talking afterwards.

[After practice, I surprised Roland by knowing who Clytemnestra was. Which is kind of a long story. (I don't mean the story of Klytemnestra, now, although that's a long one, too...)
As you may or may not know, this is the Gay Pride weekend in Cologne. So none of us were surprised when some guys obviously preparing for the CSD parade on Sunday walked past. But somehow, Roland was reminded of Carnival two years ago, and he proceeded to explain how he had dressed up as 'Bärbelchen' back then. With a dirndl. And a long blonde wig. And... you get the picture. So we asked whether there were photos. He said yes, he'd bring them along next week for the barbecue party. So I suggested to put them on the dôjô homepage, where the trainers are introduced. And he called my Clytemnestra. Because I have no intention whatsoever to kill my boyfriend with the help of any non-existent newer boyfriend in the bathroom and what does that have to do with anything anway, I quite decidedly rejected that insult. He suggested I look it up. I said that I knew perfectly well who Clytemnestra was, having been raised by a mother obsessed with the classics. He was delighted to finally meet a student who knew her classics. Which made Kerstin, who sat next to me, jump in and point out that she knew the whole story perfectly well, too, thank you. And began name-dropping (yeah, the one married to Agamemnon, right? Who killed him. Mother of Iphigenia, too. Oh, and their son revenged his father, what was his name, Orestes? Trojan war. OF COURSE I KNOW CLYTEMNESTRA!) Muahahahah. We so pwned him.
(We only dare to do that outside of practice, obviously.)
Clytemnestra. Honestly.]
Oh, dammit, now I have to look for that ancient Latin homework. A talkshow with Zeus as the moderator. Guests: Medea, Clytemnestra and Athena. D'oh.

Also, Hannah is pregnant. I don't actually know why that makes me happy, but she's happy about it and whee! a little Kendô baby! So yeah.

So, um.
My shoulders hurt like something unspeakable (especially the left one, which means, at least, that I did it right), and I have friendly new blisters under my foot and on my palm, but I'm still on some sort of high. Which is just a tiny bit inconvenient because I actually should go to bed now and not be wide awake with shining eyes, because tomorrow, another bunch of Kanji lists and my grandmother's birthday party await. Gah. Bad timing.

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