Right.

I'm bored, I got another four day-reprieve for my term paper, if I hear 'innateness hypothesis' again today, I'm going to throw up, so instead, we're going for diversion.

Which means it's même time. Snatched from elenbarathi:

~ Scan my interest list and pick out the one that seems the most odd to you.
~ Comment and ask for explanation.
~ I’ll explain it.
~ Then you post this in your journal so other people can ask you about your interests.

Go for it. That goes for my secret lj-less readers, too *pointed looks at Jörg and Flo*.
Otherwise, I'm going to desecrate Noam Chomsky's grave. If he's dead already, anyway. If he isn't, I will make him so. Or force him to write my paper.

PS: Did you know that when you follow the Bush's family tree back to the 16th century, you'll find that John F. Kerry is a distant cousin of George W. Bush? Disturbing.

Then again, if you go back far enough, you can link 95% of the European and African population (and quite a lot of Americans, since most of them came from Europe or Africa some way or another) to exactly 7 women. Now if only all of Fëanor's sons had been married, the possibilities, the possibilities...

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*gigglesnorfle*

One of Jörg's former girlfriends, Godula, has moved but still is a member of Jörg's jûdô club. Therefore she has to show the officials on tournaments a permission to fight for another club than her 'home' club. So she asked for that permission.

The answer:

Dear Sir or Madam,

Herewith we confirm that we couldn't care less for which club Miss Godula T. loses tournaments.


*drops dead*

You really, really, really shouldn't have your ex-boyfriend as your trainer. Especially if you cheated on him.

Of course he's not actually sending this letter. That was just the first draft. The actual letter is the standard text. But I found this one funnier.

Why is it that I find 'more funny' sounds more natural than 'funnier'?

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( Tee gegen Monitor )

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