... und die Retourkutsche
May. 10th, 2012 11:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(Abends beim Fernsehen. Ein knallharter Army-Typ stellt sich vor.)
Knallharter Army-Typ: Ich habe in Afghanistan Basen bewacht...
Moi: *nur mit halbem Ohr zuhörend* Er hat Vasen bewacht?
Jörg: *ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken* Ja, er war Militär-Florist.
Sorry, gals and guys, that one isn't really translateable.
Or actually it is, it just doesn't come across as snappily:
(We're watching TV. Some badass army guy is introducing himself.)
Badass Army Guy: I guarded bases in Afghanistan...
Moi: *not really paying attention* He guarded vases?
Jörg: *without batting an eye* Yes, he's a military florist.
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Date: 2012-05-10 09:34 am (UTC)Ist das der, der Blümchen vorne in die Panzer-Kanonenrohre steckt? ;)
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Date: 2012-05-10 11:08 am (UTC)Blumen arrangieren für's Vatrland!
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Date: 2012-05-10 06:03 pm (UTC)