oloriel: (tolkien - iNulindale)


Soooo! Welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest 2017 not-entirely-live blog. I'll take it that all my gentle readers are familiar with the delightful, over-the-top insanity that's the ESC, but just in case anyone isn't, last year's hosts kindly provided a performance to explain how to produce the perfect winner song, which explains... well, not everything, but a lot:

Peace Peace Love Love (And A Burning Fake Piano)

It is worth noting that all of the things on that stage have been done in past years - yes, including the hamster wheel, the butter-churning, the Russian guy on skates and the Finnish monster rockers - although not all of them have actually won. (Quite a few of them have, though!)

It is also worth nothing that there are actually several winner songs that were not about Love Love Peace Peace, including last year's (and also including Måns' own song "Heroes", which was more about... fighting your inner demons? Something like that, anyway). But on the whole, this is pretty appropriate.

And this is where we apply a cut for length )
oloriel: (love.)
so I'm glad I didn't commit myself to liveblogging about it. (I do hope I'll manage to do the finals on Saturday.)

I did not actually go to bed. But because it was a rather unexciting Semifinal, I couldn't tear my eyes off Robert Harris' Imperium until there was no more book left. It was RIVETING, I tell you, and I can't wait to get my hands on the sequels! Amusingly, the ESC made quite a nice backdrop of noise to it, in spite of the rather non-period quality of the music, although whenever there was a wave of applause, I was kind of confused to see a bunch of Ukrainian prettyboys in smart grey suits rather than a senator in toga candida, but nevermind. Immersion is good, right? Actually, it's been a long time since I got so immersed in any work of professionally published fiction, and I'm not even a fan of political or legal drama! -- Mind you, I may have developed a major fictional/historical crush on Marcus Tullius Cicero. Oh dear. I can only hope that he and Maedhros will get along in my limited headspace.

Maedhros *side-eyes hard*: And who would you be.
Cicero *calmly ordering the folds of his toga*: Your lawyer.
Maedhros: ... right.


Well, I guess that's settled then.

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Also yesterday, I got surprise!flowers! Not from Cicero. Not from the husband, either! Not, in fact - before the tongues start wagging - from any man (living or otherwise). They're gorgeous and I feel rather guilty because I'm so horrible at sending out gifts or even just a damn card on time. I haven't had such a lovely bouquet since my wedding, good grief! THANK YOU SO MUCH! You know who you are. <3 I am in equal measures delighted and ashamed.


We're obviously talking about the big bouquet here. The lil' cuckoo flowers were plucked by Felix at my parents' place.

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While I'm on the topic of TV and fandoms anyway, in accordance with the prophecy air dates we've finished watching the second season of The Last Kingdom, which was also riveting. (I did not end up with a fictional/historical crush on Alfred the Awesome, though, although David Dawson is really doing a fantastic job. I am, alas, less excited about Æthelflæd, who is brilliant in the books. Well, she's young, she might be awesome in future episodes.) Sadly, the costume design is, for the most part, still out of this world (that is to say, completely absurd). But the pacing was excellent. If we could have, we would have binge-watched the whole thing because waiting a whole week was hardly bearable, and I say that as someone who already knows the books! (Naturally, the series deviates from the books quite a bit, but the cornerstones remain.) Even Jörg, who was rather sore about the changes from the books in the first season (he's new to this having his fandom turned into film thing ;)) didn't mind it this time around, although we did miss the warfare-with-bees at Beamfleot. (But to be fair, Sword Song wasn't the strongest book in the series, so merging it with The Lords of the North may have been a very good move.) So now the waiting for the third season begins (assuming that the BBC will produce it in the first place! I very much hope they will!). But at least the latest book in the series is now available in softcover, so that'll keep us going for a bit.

Meanwhile, there's American Gods! Haven't seen anything except for the trailer, but that is looking promising, so I'm seriously considering getting Amazon Prime just for this. Is it worth it? Does anyone know? Argh, I so hope this is gonna be good!
oloriel: (if there's no movie about it...)


I tend to say that I don't care for TV shows, so this is a good way of proving me wrong. Or possibly right, we will see!

Here is how it works:
- Bold all of the following TV shows of which you've seen 3 or more episodes.
- Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode.
- Asterisk * if you have at least one full season on tape or DVD
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order). I have added more than 3 because honestly, there's so much stuff missing from this list it's ridiculous. And not just recent things but old stuff, too! Curse you, Americentrism!

Loooooong list under the cut, proceed at own risk )

OK. I don't care for TV shows. I mean, I've missed out on most of the stuff that everyone in my generation has seen, caught up a bit when I was a student. These days, I tend to catch a lot more than I ever thought I would, but still not nearly as much as I could. But even I could see how incomplete this list was. I mean, I accept that some things are just more recent than this list is, but how come Sesame Street was missing?!
oloriel: (if there's no movie about it...)


OK. Homeland time.
(I recently had a Homeland/Silmarillion crossover dream. BRAIN, SRSLY.)
Anyway.

So we watched Episode I/7 (yes, we've only now started, shut up). Which has the big cliffhanger question towards the end when Aileen describes the man who's been on the roof, and now the big question is WAS IT BRODY, WELL, WAS IT?
OK I guess it's time for a spoiler cut in case anyone else hasn't seen this series yet )

I actually enjoy Homeland so far, but that... was kinda cheap. :P
And I'm still wondering whether I'm missing something, or whether it really isn't nearly as ambiguous as all the articles claimed. *headscratch*
oloriel: (bulletproof writer)


So we were watching Castle yesterday. Surprisingly enough, German TV is for once reasonably close to the original run, so we're actually in Season 4. Woo hoo.

Anyway, it was the episode with the Bank Robbery that Feels Fishy. Something beyond the bank robbery felt fishy to me.

Cut for potential spoilers for Castle S4 Ep7 )

Anyone else have that problem? Or am I linguistically hypersensitive?
(Rhetoric question. I know I'm linguistically hypersensitive. OR MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE IS HYPOSENSITIVE! [/fëanor])
oloriel: (if there's no movie about it...)


Or: A conversation in the House of Stony

Moi*: Oh look now it's* on German TV. Let's have a look! I didn't enjoy the book much² but I heard good things about the series.
Husband*: Okay.
TV: *shows, shows, shows, shows*
Character A*: Who's my mom?
Character B*: We'll talk about her when we next meet.
Husband*: Well NOW he's definitely going to die.
Me*: I was not going to say anything.
Husband*: Elementary. Do we have to watch on? So far, everybody annoys me.
Moi*: Maybe it gets better after the break. Let's give it another chance.³
TV: *shows, shows, shows, shows*
Triple Episode: *ends*
Husband*: Well that was trite. Is it just me or is every single character a stereotype? Pretty images, but was it written by a ten-year-old? And what's with the costume design? That was horrible. I have no idea how a show can look simultaneously so expensive and so cheap.
Moi*: Darling, it's the two of us.
Baby*: *bedtime fussing!*
~OWARI~

*Names have been anonymised to protect the guilty.
²Understatement is sexy, baby.
³I REALLY was trying.
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So it's official: No, I'm not impressed by the series either. Same issues and then some. I'm slightly gratified that teh husband shares my misgivings. Steering away from now on (though that rant still wants to be written. You're lucky, I don't have the time...)
Now I know what you people feel like when I endlessly ramble about some Tolkienic awesomeness that bores you to tears, I guess.
oloriel: (just keep reading! just keep reading!)


Yesterday I started reading The Hunger Games. (Yes, I know everybody who's cool has read them already. Cut me some slack, I was having hype issues. And name issues. And snob issues. OK?)

Also yesterday, there was nothing on TV after the Sherlock re-run, and in zapping, we came across Ich bin ein Star - holt mich hier raus!, one of the lowest lows German TV currently has to offer. Trainwreck syndrome struck, and we actually watched ten minutes or so.

I was having... shall we say, really bloody interesting dreams last night because my brain combined the two. (And some other things.)
I MAY NEVER HEAL FROM THIS.

Also, I obviously need to stop reading "Mark Reads", because sweet summer child, it is affecting my writing style.

More later. I have Thoughts. On the book and on Sherlock. Not on IbeS-Hmhr (hey, that looks almost like Ancient Egyptian. Or, thingy. Cthulhu-Speak. Hmhr! Ftaghn!) though. There are no Thoughts to be had in or on that except for WELL I GUESS AT LEAST THEY DON'T HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER.
oloriel: (autumn)


Alles Liebe nachträglich zum Geburtstag, [livejournal.com profile] fusselbiene,
und Herzlichen Glückwunsch, [livejournal.com profile] zorn und [livejournal.com profile] joyful_molly!

It also appears to be Neil Gaiman's birthday. And the first day of carnival. And Martinmas, of course! Next year, I'll probably start attending Martinmas parades again. That I'm actually looking forward to - Martinmas was one of my favourite feasts as a child, but alas, at some point you're too old to go a-parading and a-wassailing with a lantern unless you have to accompany and protect someone younger...
Oh, and it's poppy day too, eh? Well, let rest their quarrel with the foe. It's a new world after all.
Finally, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] shadowbrides for pointing this out, it's clearly Elf day! Why? Because in German (OR Dutch), the word for "11" is spelled and pronounced elf, and today is 11-11-11.
Do something elf-y today! (No pun intended, [livejournal.com profile] elfy). I did - I finally uploaded two pieces of CfL art (oh, that takes us back...) to my dA. ([livejournal.com profile] heartofoshun, I still owe you one, btw... otherwise, [livejournal.com profile] laurenia gets her chance if she's still interested!)

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Saw the first episode of the American Borgia series yesterday. After watching the European Borgia series just a few weeks ago (well played, ZDF), this is the weirdest thing ever, what with everyone being the same person but played by different actors, and with the story told in a different way (or with a focus on completely different episodes). My brother said (when the European series was running) that he much preferred the American version. I don't think I do, in spite of Jeremy Irons. So far, the story feels terribly rushed. Lucrezia is badly over-acted in both versions (though the European was even worse). It's funny that the same period in history can look so completely different, clothing-wise. I'm tempted to research which version is truer to actual costume history; somehow the American version feels too modern, but who knows! I don't care enough about the political history to research which version is taking less liberties with that...
What absolutely, utterly made me laugh and point my finger in disdain at the American version, however, was the coronation of Alexander VI. WITH HÄNDEL'S "ZADOK THE PRIEST" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. I am not kidding you. Zadok the Priest. That British coronation anthem. I may be wrong there, but I always thought that they wouldn't have 18th century music in 15th century Rome. But maybe that's just me. At any rate, that was the most ridiculous choice ever. There surely are hundreds of festive anachronistic anthems one could've chosen, instead of taking one that so many people will recognise (... right? right?). I mean... Zadok the Priest. Dude. Dude.

On the whole: Unwise of our tv channels to show two different versions based on the same historical events so shortly after one another. (They're two different channels.) Unwise of me to watch them like that, too, of course - but our recorder hard-disk is almost full, so now we have to watch and delete stuff as fast as we can or it'll stop recording! :P (You'd think a terabyte would last a while, and then suddenly it's all full. It's like having a huge barn - you'd think 200 m² will always give you loads of spare room, and four years of building later everything's full of junk, tools and materials...) [/aside]

What also made me laugh out loud, but for personal reasons, was Lucrezia's "seahorse" scene. Not because of her stupidity, but because of the seahorse pendant. See, a looong time ago in a RPG, our group had to steal a seahorse pendant from the Vatikan archives. IT WAS THAT SEAHORSE I'M SURE.

In garden news, yesterday I actually managed to do two hours of weeding while Felix babbled (later on, slept) warmly wrapped in his bouncing cradle. Maybe we'll manage to do that today, too, as the sun has just come out, which means it won't be quite so ghastly cold outside.
On the whole, this late fall is much sunnier than all summer was this year, but there is so much work to do in the garden that I probably won't manage to do it before the first snows come. (We've been told that about three weeks after New York gets the first snows, we can expect snow around here. No idea if that's true. If it is, that'd give us one more week...)

In Felix news, he's growing nicely and learning new things every day. His latest accomplishment is grabbing things and pushing them into his mouth. I'll make a doudou doll (security blanket doll, Schnuffelpuppe, whatever you want to call it) for him and hope that he'll like it. (Perhaps if I carry it around in my bra for a while...?) So far he seems more interested in things that the grown-ups use (cleaning rags, plates, newspapers) than in toys actually designed for his use. Oh well. He also feels comfortable sitting on my lap while turned away from me (as opposed to sitting on my lap facing me) so he can watch the cats, his daddy, the fireplace or whatever else is going on - or, at table, so he can try to grab a plate and push it around. When he is lying on his belly, he'll try to move forward but doesn't yet manage it --- his movements look like he's trying breaststroke swimming, which, alas, doesn't work on a blanket! (Perhaps I should take baby-"swimming" classes with him?) Sometimes he's lucky and manages to push off something firm (a wall; my legs) so he actually moves forward. Most of the time, he just turns in circles. A few times he rolled over onto his back, but so far it seems to be an accidental side-effect of trying to move forward rather than a succesful attempt to roll over.
At nights, alas, he still wakes and cries frequently. By now I'm happy if he only cries for food every three hours.
The last weekend we visited relatives in Jena. My aunt said (to Jörg, not me) that it was no wonder Felix cried so much if we always reacted at once - "he's got you trained!". At the same time she agrees that babies of Felix' age aren't mentally capable of associating a certain behaviour or action with something else, so he can neither be trained (yet) not train us (yet). Why she does not notice the inconsistency, I do not know.
But the trip was fun. A little picspam may follow.

Next week he'll get his first vaccination shots. It's funny - I'm not afraid of needles myself, but feel uncomfortable about Felix getting his shots. Mostly because he doesn't understand the need and purpose of them yet, though. If I could explain it to him, everything would be fine. (I'll explain it anyway, though - I just know he won't understand it! :P)

NaNo-wise, I'm sooo behind. I can't even be bothered to care, which is quite relaxing. When I have time to write, I write. Unless I don't feel like it, in which case I'll read or sew. If I have a chance to do the laundry or the dishes or the garden or some cleaning, I'll do that. If I don't manage to write 50.000 words in a month, oh well. Motherhood is such a re-arranger of priorities...
oloriel: (sorry but I don't take you seriously.)


Oh Mann. Aus der Serie "Werbepause makaber":

Auf n-tv läuft eine Doku über Hinrichtungen. Gerade ging es um den elektrischen Stuhl, da - ist es Zeit für die Werbung!
Und womit geht's los? "Jetzt zahl ich - jetzt zahl ich nicht! - Die günstigen Stromtarife von E wie Einfach!"

...
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...
...
...
Jaaaaa, so macht man das!
oloriel: (Fëanor made me take this one I swear.)
THIS is about the most awkward moment for the tv transmissions from Basel to be jammed.

Classic, ZDF. Classic.
Billions of Germans and Turks all over the country will be gnashing their teeth, tearing their hair out and clinging to each other in DESPAIR! Mwahahah!

EDIT: --- cut the "all over the country" - the lines were jammed WORLDWIDE? O.o

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*hysterisch lach*

Also DAS ist so ziemlich der beste Zeitpunkt für die Leitung aus Basel, um unterbrochen zu sein.

Klassiker, ZDF. KLASSIKER.
In ganz Deutschland werden sich die Fans beider Nationen zähneklappernd und haareraufend in den Armen liegen vor Verzweiflung! Mwahahah!

EDIT: --- streicht das "in ganz Deutschland" - WELTWEIT! O.o
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oloriel: (iBuddha)


I think the point of watching The Tudors is not playing the "recognise that tune" game. It's like Renaissance dancing class. "Wait, is that Upon a Summer's Day?" - "That sounds like the Pavane la Bataille. Ahahaha, it IS!"

It's fun though.

Much like half the fun in The Merchant of Venice was the "Tourdion! ... Folia! ... Bransle Cassandra!" effect. (The other half was Jeremy Irons.)

I'm SUCH a geek.

(They stole the Gondor theme too though. WTF. Whitehall =/= White Tree, guys.)

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Die Tänze sind jedenfalls authentisch )
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